I’VE MOVED!!

I’m outta here!  I’m off to www.nashysarsenal.footballunited.com .  Hopefully the move will allow me to broadcast my craziness to a larger audience and to implement the changes I’ve wanted for ages a bit easier.  To all the original Nashy soldiers I salute you for picking up on this very minute blog.  You’ve made it all [...]

Jack Wilshere Is Our C Word.

Yup.  Jack Wilshere is our Cunt.  He’s our Gerrard.  He’s our Rooney.  He’s our Terry.  Obviously not as bad as those three just yet, but recent behaviour points to a boy who, were he not playing for Arsenal, I would call a cunt.  Instead, seeing as I see everything Jack does through Rose tinted £20 [...]

Could Be Worse, Right?

Rightey-ho!  So this weekend was a pile of balls, wasn’t it.  Balls belonging to a hybrid of Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlo Ancelotti, which means that the little pubes on these balls constantly twitch at you when you look at them.  Quite why you’re looking at them I don’t know.  But a big ol’ pair [...]

Happy St. Paddy’s and Zimbabwe Independance Day (Coming Soon)

Happy St. Patricks day everyone!  I’ve got some great news for all of my readers too. Well, I went on Dragon’s Den and they approved my idea!  What was it?  I’ll tell you.  It was to start selling the local Zimbabwean drink, Chibuku, over here in England.  Once it gains in popularity, we can then [...]

Bring It All Back.. Again!

I’m a big fan of things coming back. Take That, for example.  I was far too young to appreciate the brilliance that was Take that at the time that they were popular.  I knew all of the older girls in my area fancied them, but I didn’t know just how swoony they all are when [...]

Still Fuming. What Can You Do?

Those who danced were thought to be mad, by those who could not hear the music My friend posted this on their Facebook wall yesterday, and for some reason it struck me straight away.  So often as an Arsenal fan, you find yourself making arguments and being dismissed by those who claim to know better, [...]

How Do You Feel?

Well, well and well.  How are we feeling today?  How am I feeling?  There are many different metaphors being banded around today. There’s the kid before Christmas one.  I don’t feel like the kid before Christmas.  I never had a chimney in my house, so that kind of ruined the whole Christmas thing.  I asked [...]

Who Fills The Song Position?

So with news filtering out of the Arsenal camp today that Alex Song will miss the match against Barcelona tomorrow… wait.  The fucking match is tomorrow?!  Jesus H. Christ.  I’m not very good with big games, simply because of our record in big games for the last six years.  Yes, you can point to the [...]

Spineless For Sunderland

It was all just too good to be true, wasn’t it?  After years of bemoaning the fact that we’ve never had a full team to select on during the busiest part of the season, we finally had it.  An it was so magical, wasn’t it?  Tearing teams to shreds on a regular basis, culminating in [...]

In the Nick of Time

What did the five fingers say to the face?  SLAP!  Obviously it’s much better in the video, and as I carry on writing I’m struggling to find a way to really link five fingers to the fact that we managed to put away that many against Leyton Orient last night. May be this. It’s very [...]