Cup Final Preview (Part One): Birmingham

Just two more days.  Two more days until we meet Birmingham in the final of the final of the Kerry Katona Cup.  The anticipation is building and you can sense amongst Arsenal fans that this is a huge turning point in both our season and for the this team as a whole.  A win could [...]

1-0 To The Arsenal, 2-0 To Injuries

Last night’s result was very professional wasnt it.  Unlike the Cup game at the weekend my proclamation of this fact five minutes before the final whistle was not then heartbreakingly shattered by a late equaliser, and we managed to see out the last few minutes with relative ease. It’s game’s like last night’s that provide [...]

Stoke. Yuck.

I hardly ever not look forward to an Arsenal game.  Normally the butterflies start going the day before as team news surfaces, a read around the blogs gets you geed up and there’s a sense of anticipation at what the result could be.  Tonight’s game is, strangely, not one of those occasions. This is despite [...]

It’s MiQuel, Not Gnasher

Well, well, well.  You could just see it coming, couldn’t you?  It had been far too easy, far too long.  Why would we want to dispatch with a lower league side with no problems whatsoever?  No, that would be far too easy.  This Arsenal team seem to enjoy making hard work out of the FA [...]

Fans Need To Be Consistent Too

So it’s been a couple of days now and I’m finally going from midnight back down to six o clock, the titillation dissipating with every passing day.  I wonder when we’ll see a DVD of the full match released? What did you say? We’re too big a club to do that? But those guys down [...]

We Did It Our Way.

I literally don’t know how to approach this blog.  I think I’m still in a little bit of shock. Do you know what isn’t shocking in the slightest?  The media’s portrayal of last night. Yeah, that’s right.  We beat possible the greatest side in the history of football last night and I’m going to moan.  [...]

An Apology To Wheetos Proffessor

On Saturday afternoon this blog published its opinion on Mick McCarthy.  It went like this. I’m sure their manager Mick ‘Great Guy’ McCarthy will be readying his excuses should Wolves succumb to defeat today.  Why do I call our Mick a ‘Great Guy’?  It’s because he’s not.  In fact he’s the complete opposite of that, [...]

Win Over Wheetos Man

Today sees Arsenal take on a Wolves team that finally ended Manchester United’s unbeaten run in the Premier League last weekend.  It would have been typical if those bastards managed to scrape their way through a whole league season unbeaten, but thankfully they got the result that so many of their performances this season have [...]

Jack Wilshere Is NOT Claude Makelele

    Does anyone have Fabio Capello’s dealer’s number?  I want to be on what he is on right now, tomorrow and for the next ten years of my life.  He just seems so content with himself, doesn’t he.  Coming out and saying that it was a mistake to leave Theo out of the squad [...]

Saturday Was Rubbish But…

Some things in football you just cannot explain. Why on earth can’t we all have hair like Fellaini.  Seriously?  Imagine being in at a dance, another word for disco to all of my older readers, with that ‘fro.  The ladies would be loving it.  I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes, because that would [...]